November Rain Cap

Boy it seems like only yesterday that we were killing the corn roast and now I turn around already it’s now December with snow on the ground. It’s that time of year when I start looking towards next year and start my ‘very special’ Clydesdale training program. I kicked it off proper at the Thursday Bloody Thursday ride that was on Thanksgiving morning. I was supposed to throw down against that half a midget donkey Roger, aka Shortdog. Apparently his pre race jitters got the best of him. It’s all for the better, I didn’t want to have to dish out an un-needed ‘pain train’ ticket if’n he wasn’t about to cash it in.

I read the Belle City Bikers ride report and it pretty much blew……… What a snoozer. I mean there wasn’t a single word in there about any debauchery, binge drinking, bicycle antics, and not to mention the fact that that they totally tagged up a water shed in the middle of the ride and didn’t say a single blurb about it.

Sweet keno-where style artwork. That tagger looks pretty anonymous but I sarted looking around for that white and orange bike in hopes of digging up some info. I was hoping that he could design something up for a new “kill the Fatness” tattoo that I’m looking to get arched over the top of my stomach. You know real gangster style, but minus the whole England soccer thing that that guy had going on. Maybe I’ll put something really bikish in the middle too like……I don’t know like a cog or a crankset or something.

Anyways back to my search. I’m digging around and digging around and I can tell that I’m starting to get closer until I realized that I was in way too deep. You know, like that feeling that you get when you’re doing something a little wrong because it makes it a little risky and all of the sudden someone changes teh plans up a little bit and you realize that you bought into something completely that you weren’t prepared for?? Well this search turned out that way for me and I found a link to the owners bike in a VERY DISTURBING PLACE. Now I have to warn you, before you click on this link it is indeed pornographic and not appropriate for children, having heard this warning if you’re still interested you can follow the link to this site RIGHT HERE.

I’m not certain that I was ready for any of that and it reminds me to give myself a real good and long overdue self inspection…………………..I better go find a mirror.

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