November Rain Cap

Boy it seems like only yesterday that we were killing the corn roast and now I turn around already it’s now December with snow on the ground. It’s that time of year when I start looking towards next year and start my ‘very special’ Clydesdale training program. I kicked it off proper at the Thursday Bloody Thursday ride that was on Thanksgiving morning. I was supposed to throw down against that half a midget donkey Roger, aka Shortdog. Apparently his pre race jitters got the best of him. It’s all for the better, I didn’t want to have to dish out an un-needed ‘pain train’ ticket if’n he wasn’t about to cash it in.

I read the Belle City Bikers ride report and it pretty much blew……… What a snoozer. I mean there wasn’t a single word in there about any debauchery, binge drinking, bicycle antics, and not to mention the fact that that they totally tagged up a water shed in the middle of the ride and didn’t say a single blurb about it.

Sweet keno-where style artwork. That tagger looks pretty anonymous but I sarted looking around for that white and orange bike in hopes of digging up some info. I was hoping that he could design something up for a new “kill the Fatness” tattoo that I’m looking to get arched over the top of my stomach. You know real gangster style, but minus the whole England soccer thing that that guy had going on. Maybe I’ll put something really bikish in the middle too like……I don’t know like a cog or a crankset or something.

Anyways back to my search. I’m digging around and digging around and I can tell that I’m starting to get closer until I realized that I was in way too deep. You know, like that feeling that you get when you’re doing something a little wrong because it makes it a little risky and all of the sudden someone changes teh plans up a little bit and you realize that you bought into something completely that you weren’t prepared for?? Well this search turned out that way for me and I found a link to the owners bike in a VERY DISTURBING PLACE. Now I have to warn you, before you click on this link it is indeed pornographic and not appropriate for children, having heard this warning if you’re still interested you can follow the link to this site RIGHT HERE.

I’m not certain that I was ready for any of that and it reminds me to give myself a real good and long overdue self inspection…………………..I better go find a mirror.

Lou-Fro’s CornRoast

I had a chance to link up with the BCB for a September CornRoast.

As sponsored by Mrs. Fro or otherwise known as Lou-Fro (ig-no). Things were ‘totally’ cool you know. We linked up at Jeffro’s pub and rolled out in search of dirt at pets.

Got out for about 80 minutes worth with visions of beer and roasted corn on my mind. When we gotback to Jeffro’s though Nic Malibuhad a surprise in store for us. Bloddy Mary’s to start the night out right!!!

So we ate corn, chicken, drank Bloodies and beer and set up for the 2008 Lou-Fro’s Washer championship. Now if you’re not familiar with how washers go down that means that you’re probably well educated, have a good car and live in a fancy house. Or you’re just like everybody else and just never heard of them. Either way you can get the inside scoop here.

So six teams were randomly selected and in the end these doodsended up taking home the victory. I stuck around as long as I could. Eventually people were actually paying Dannie to shoot me with an airsoft gun. Man my foot still hurts. Good times, big thanks to Lou-Fro for the party.

The BCB has some pics set up right cheer.

Holla Holla!!!!!!!

Pets

I had a chance to get out with my peeps yesterday out at Pets. The trails were in good order and there were plenty of smack downs handed out as we had a good sized group. The legs felt good and the ‘orange bomber’ was running just fine. We tooled around there for an hour or so and then I had to beat feet out of there as Courtney had some good plans on how I should spend my evening. The fellas were going to head back to “Jeffro’s Place” after the ride but I told them, “Hey, most princesses have a full entourage of servants to wait on and assist them, in my house it’s just me.” So I made the right decision by passing on drinking beer and eating good food.

I’m am however thinking about picking up a midwest famous single speed of off a WORS racer. If things pan out I’ll bust some pics up. That’s enough for now…duty calls.

Winter’s too short

Dood I’m not even kidding. I loved it this winter. Nice long warm cozy nights with nothing to do but knit and cuddle by the fireplace with Court. I’m glad that she  me how to use her new sewing machine, I can’t believe all the projects that I actually got done. Here’s a little something that I’m throwing together for Harley’s 105th, I just gotta tweak the colors a little.

Well time to put Ally in her bed, TTFN. God Brandy sure makes life bearable.

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

OMG

 Is there just no end to this F#$%!ng weather?? I’m mean I like the Wisconee Wonderland but dood, it’s like almost March. Just when it was starting to bare down on me my Bros had the perfect plan, it was originally hashed somewhere near and around this place during thistime. A cinco de mayo celebration in February that would do Cheech Marin proud. Where you ask?? No other than the stomping grounds of Jeffro’s Pub and Grub.

 The spread and hospitality was sumtin, Mexican food as far as the Blue and Margarita blurried eyes could see. Why blue you say?? Take a look at this beauty!!!

Yeah that’s right, melted nacho cheese can basically just go on about anything. I left early cause Court needed me to be needed but I do hear that the RockBand was busted out and tese dood threw down some killer scores.

In the eternal words that only a true rocker could spit, “Rock on Braugh!!”

Warmer Weather, somewhere

Now this is what I call a skin suit…

One of the few instances when biking naked actually benefits the surrounding viewers.

Man this weather is killing me

Dooders and doodets, i am so sick of this weather. i am going to alter my winter training just a hair. i encourage all to join me in my new daily workouts. i warn you though this can be very addictive.

Himee’s Custom Workout Plan

Enjoy \m/

$39,000 smackers

Yeah um, apparently that’s what I have spent so far in this lifes time in alchohol. Give it a shot, tell me what you panzy’s got!!!

You can check it out here

Aw shucks

Okay be the first guess who all of these douches are and where they’ re currently from and you’ll be the proud winner of one small 16 oz. bag of some of my finest fresh cut back hair.

ah…..dood

Dood, here’s the frinkin deal. I know I should be a little more up to on this thing here but I haven’t been doing much of anything lately. I mean who in the heck has?? It’s January, we’re in Wisconsin, and it’s frickn like negative degrees out!

 I’d feel safe parking my bike here too

Peace and chicken grease!!